Some Winey Stuff
There was an
interesting Dispatches documentary on Channel 4 last
Monday called “What’s In Your Wine?”
It
was a bit up and down, and it didn’t reveal much
that I didn’t know already, but then I have been
working in the wine business for nearly 18 years.
The big issue was about “additives” in wine and how
they aren’t declared on the label. Fair enough, the
programme made a case for a more comprehensive
labelling of what is used in the making of wine, but
many of those “additives” are simply vectors that
convert the grape juice into a palatable wine. These
include yeast (which converts grape sugars into
alcohol and carbon dioxide) and malolactic bacteria
(which convert harsh malic acid into softer lactic
acid, a process that is almost universally used in
the making of red wine and occasionally in whites.)
Sugar is sometimes added before fermentation in order
to boost the final alcohol level (a process called
chaptalisation), and tartaric acid is sometimes added
in exceptionally hot years. Both of these occur
naturally in grapes anyway. Oak chips are
occasionally used to give a woody flavour to wines,
mainly because the market demands it but is reluctant
to pay for the cost of ageing in an oak barrel.
Powdered egg white is a natural product that is used
to fine wines (i.e. remove a haze caused by a
naturally occurring protein deposit.) Sulphur dioxide
is usually declared on labels, and without it there
would be no wine at all, as the grape juice would
have gone off before it got a chance to ferment.
The conclusion arrived at was that the big
corporations (mostly in the New World) are the ones
most likely to have all the hidden additives in their
wine, and that consumers should seek out more
naturally-made wines from small producers. That’s all
very fine and dandy, but as something like 95% of the
wine purchased for off-premise consumption in the UK
is bought in either supermarkets or off-licence
multiples, choice is limited. Also, the mass market
actually prefers the confected, tutti-fruity wines of
the big New World corporations, and your average
punter who is used to supermarket wines would find
most small-estate wines too complex for their
palates.
Here in Ireland, we have the all-encompassing embrace
of the supermarkets as well, but given that our
home-grown supermarkets are that bit smaller than
their UK counterparts, it is possible to pick up a
nice bottle or two from Dunnes, SuperValu or
Superquinn. However, we have a wonderful array of
independent wine shops, mostly owned and run by
serious and knowledgeable wine enthusiasts. A wine
blog called Sour Grapes has
started a collaborative Google map
which
pinpoints the good wine shops of the country. This
is an invaluable resource for the Irish wine
enthusiast.
Last Saturday, Pat Carroll wrote an article in the Irish
Times all about
alternative closures to cork. Cork taint now
accounts for something like one bottle of wine in
seven being out of condition. I am a vocal
advocate of the screwcap as the closure of choice.
The main argument in favour of corks is that they
preserve “the romance” of wine. I would much
prefer if the closure would preserve the flavours
and aromas of the wine, but maybe that’s just me.
The best argument I have ever heard against corks
goes like this. Imagine for a moment that screwcaps
were the accepted closure for wines since time
don’t-know-when. Then someone comes along and says
“Hey! I have a great idea. Why don’t we seal bottles
of wine using the bark of an endangered species of
tree that is only grown in one part of the world? We
harvest the bark, boil it, bleach it and cut it into
plugs that are then forced into the bottle in such a
way that you will need a special tool to remove it.
And as a special bonus, it will render one bottle in
seven undrinkable! C’mon, what about this?”
Finally, this week saw the death of Didier
Dagueneau, one of the
great mavericks of the wine world. His Pouilly
Fumé wines were without parallel, especially his
cuvées Silex and Pur Sang. His reputation went
before him, and legend had it that his arguments
with his neighbours about their approach to
growing grapes and making wines sometimes ended up
in fist fights. He refused to use the formal
“vous” in conversation, even once, it is said,
addressing the former French president Jacques
Chirac using the informal “tu”.

