Excuse Me While I Stifle A Yawn

So yesterday, one obscenely wealthy football club managed to beat another obscenely wealthy football club to the Premiership title. And if that wasn't enough, next week the same two obscenely wealthy football clubs will battle it out for the Champions' League title in Moscow.

I have noticed over the last month or so, a sudden reappearance of replica Manchester United shirts in the cities, towns and villages of our fair isle. They had been conspicuously absent for the last couple of years, but now that Man Yoo are back in their pomp, it's time to break the piggy bank and splash out on the merchandise again.

The Glory Glory days are back with a vengeance.