Dec 2006

Offaly Bad Driving

There has been so much written in Irish blogs about drivers that it might seem superfluous to add anything more. But as a newly-installed resident of Laois, I feel that I should write something. Not about Laois drivers, I should stress, but those from Offaly.

Here's a short guide on how to drive in Offaly, particularly of you want to pass yourself off as a native Offalian:

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Merry Christmas

Signing off for the festive season, I'd like to wish all visitors to this site a very Happy Christmas.

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Lights

Someone's getting into the festive spirit:



These houses are not far from us in Portarlington, and invite those who come and view them to leave a donation for Laois Hospice.

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Yes, We Know It's Christmas!!

For the last month or six weeks, radio playlists have become drearily formulaic. Go into any shopping centre and you can guess what music will be playing before you set foot in the place.

OK, I admit that I'm probably a teensy bit more cynical about Christmas than most, but by Jesus, I frigging hate Christmas music. Every year, it's the same ould shite that gets dusted off and wheeled out. The greatest offenders:
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Gratuitously Cute Christmas-Themed Pic

Being the besotted first-time parents that we are, my wife and I dressed the wee one up in a little Christmas outfit, took a blast of photos of her, and then used one of them to make a Christmas card. (Whether we will keep this level of activity up for any further offspring is a subject of debate among my siblings. My elder sister, herself a mother of three, drew my attention to a poem by Ogden Nash: First Child…Second Child.)

Anyway, this is from that photoshoot, when Aoife decided that sucking her thumb was more rewarding than having her photo taken.
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Blast From The Past

One of the earliest entries on my old blog was about Newgrange, written this day two years ago. As today was the winter solstice, you might like to have a read of it again.
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Great News For Western Mac Fans

There was some welcome news for Mac fans of in Galway recently, with the opening of a new shop specialising in Apple products.

3G, one of the big players in the retail mobile phone market, is also an Authorised Apple Reseller, and it is they who have opened the new store in the Eyre Square Centre in the city centre.
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Surely Not…

A man who plays piano with his balls...
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Signs Of Frustration

I have been doing a lot of driving recently, as is the case every December. In the last month or so, I have been to almost every extremity of the country, travelling on motorways, N roads, R roads and letterless roads.

The one thing I find really frustrating about driving around Ireland (apart from the shit roads) is the general shittiness of road signage. For example:

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Just A Thought

I was scanning the headlines of the tabs in Centra on Sunday morning, and one in particular caught my eye. I think it was in The Star, and it said something like "Killer Will Go To Funeral", the jist of the story being that the killer of Marlo Hyland will be in the congregation of his funeral, to pay his respects to the man he dispatched to oblivion.

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The MacBook Pro That Had To Go

Jim, a long-time Mac user and has just sent back his new Core 2 Duo MacBook Pro to Apple and asked for a refund.
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BUPA's Withdrawal

BUPA's decision to pull out of the Irish market leaves the PDs, and Mary Harney in particular, with a lot of egg on their faces.

For a long time, the PDs have sold themselves as the champions of the free market, competition and deregulation. That a PD minister (and former leader of the party) could preside over the implementation of such an anti-competititve monstrosity as risk equalisation is a bad joke. That she should just shrug her shoulders when the main competitor to the VHI folds its tent and leaves, shreds her credibility completely.
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Headline

I'm not a cricket aficionado by any stretch of the imagination, but my wife is an avid follower. The third Ashes Test is on at the moment and England bowler Monty Panesar has been in devastating form.

I'm going to check the back page of The Sun in the morning, to see if their headline chimes with
my suggestion.
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Sure...Sure...

I'm not normally one for wringing my hands and asking what's the world coming to and saying things are desperate, but the events of the last few days could drive even the most resolute to considering phoning Liveline.
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Busy, Busy, Busy

Up to me oxters with work at the moment, so little time to blog. I have plenty of ideas, but when I finally get to sit at the Mac of an evening, I'm too knackered to gather my thoughts effectively.

One idea I had stemmed from the story that thousands of Irish people were going to New York and Boston to do their Christmas shopping. I thought a rewrite of the Pogues' classic song of emigration "Thousands Are Sailing" might be appropriate.

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Fly On The Wall

Doug Morris, Group Chief Executive of Universal Music, having agreed with Microsoft that Universal will get $1 for every Zune sold, is looking longingly at the iPod and wants a piece of it. Wait! There's More…
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Silly Joke

I can't remember exactly where I heard this - I think it could have been on Today FM.

Construction workers building the Scottish Parliament in Edinburgh find a network of copper wires buried several metres below Holyrood. Archaeologists examine the find and come to the conclusion that the ancient Scots had an advanced telephone system in prehistoric times.
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A Short Musical Interlude

Apple have introduced a "publish to web" option for iTunes Playlists, so I thought I'd give it a whirl.

It's a selection of some music I have been listening to over the last year or so. Not necessarily a "Best of 2006" or anything like that, as some of it dates back to 1998.

If you feel motivated enough, you can buy it in its entirety from iTunes, or just pick individual tunes off it.
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Thierry Ennui

Could Arsenal's captain be on his way out of the club? On the face of it, it would appear not. Thierry Henry insists he will finish his career at Arsenal, and that there is nothing in the rumours of a rift between himself and Arsene Wenger. Wait! There's More…
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Refuge Of The Lazy Blogger

Going through the referral list from your traffic stats is seen by some as a lazy way to get material for a post, so it should come as a surprise that this is my first time to do it.

Some that caught my eye recently:
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What To Get The Mac Lover In Your Life

Under €50:

A six-month subscription to ScreenCastsOnline.
Don McAllister's weekly video tutorial on Mac apps, tips and tricks is absolutely invaluable. (Not just Mac either, by the way. Don has just started a series of screencasts on what Google has to offer.) For $25, you get 26 weekly shows, mostly about 20-30 minutes in duration, with superb production value. If this was twice the price, it would still be a steal.
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You Know You're Living Down The Country When...

...you see an unattended BMW 320 outside a Centra with its engine running, as I saw this morning. That would last about 0.4 seconds in Dublin.

...your local corner shop doesn't stock The Irish Times, but they have all the British tabloids.

...you can pull up on a double-yellow line outside the bank, go in and arrange a mortgage, safe in the knowledge that you won't get a ticket.

...shops close for lunch every day, at 1pm on a Saturday, and for a half day Wednesday.
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An Obvious Omission

The Sunday Turbine ran a piece today in their magazine entitled The Fifty Most Uncool People. For some reason, they managed to leave out the ultra-wooden celebrity cook Rachel Allen.

Oh, hang on, she's their cookery writer, isn't she?
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Maybe They Really Meant To Do This...

On the face of it, Threshers, the biggest chain of off-licences in the UK would appear to have been caught out by its own web carelessness.

On the company's website, an offer was made to suppliers to avail of a special 40% discount, by using a special coupon that could be downloaded. It appears that more people that they planned got wind of this, and about 800,000 vouchers have been downloaded, and the company will have no choice but to honour them if presented in any Thresher shop.
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Some Silly Links

OK, so you like wine. And you like dogs.

Put the two together and you get ...
Winedogs

I know this is not genuine, but it's funny anyway:

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