The UnLaoised Form Guide…
12/03/07 22:28 Filed in: General
Nonsense
… to
Chelmsford fuck no, that's not
it, Chelsea no, not there either...
[fades in] ... which managed to stay ahead by a length in the feature event at the Curragh back in February unlike Make My Day Punk the promising two year old from the Coolmore stable which fell at the last in Chepstow last week but even still he might be a decent each way at 33/1 in the Paddy Power on Wednesday or indeed you might be better off putting a few bob on the nose if the odds tighten up a bit like You're Some Tulip which started off at 50 and is now down to sixteens in the 2.15 on Tuesday starting alongside Get Off The Road Motherfucker which went to post odds-on in Punchestown last Tuesday week and was still running on Wednesday when the action had moved to Gowran Park where Get Out Of My Knickers romped home unopposed which was no surprise really as she was the only horse in the race and so couldn't lose which could well happen on Wednesday when she's in the 3.30 under Johnny Maguire who hasn't managed to win a single race all season a fact that has caused concern in the stable yard at Ballydoyle from where A Wop Bop A Loola A Wop Bam Boo Got A Girl Named Daisy She Almost Drives Me Crazy the favourite for the Champion Chase has been in intensive training for the last four months under the watchful eye of trainer Jimmy Savage the man who took us all by surprise by entering Anamewithnospaces a mare gelding into the Powers Gold Label at Leopardstown after Christmas which took both punters and bookies by surprise by winning at a canter virtually unbacked ... [fades out]
Continues ad nauseam, everywhere, for the rest of the week.
[fades in] ... which managed to stay ahead by a length in the feature event at the Curragh back in February unlike Make My Day Punk the promising two year old from the Coolmore stable which fell at the last in Chepstow last week but even still he might be a decent each way at 33/1 in the Paddy Power on Wednesday or indeed you might be better off putting a few bob on the nose if the odds tighten up a bit like You're Some Tulip which started off at 50 and is now down to sixteens in the 2.15 on Tuesday starting alongside Get Off The Road Motherfucker which went to post odds-on in Punchestown last Tuesday week and was still running on Wednesday when the action had moved to Gowran Park where Get Out Of My Knickers romped home unopposed which was no surprise really as she was the only horse in the race and so couldn't lose which could well happen on Wednesday when she's in the 3.30 under Johnny Maguire who hasn't managed to win a single race all season a fact that has caused concern in the stable yard at Ballydoyle from where A Wop Bop A Loola A Wop Bam Boo Got A Girl Named Daisy She Almost Drives Me Crazy the favourite for the Champion Chase has been in intensive training for the last four months under the watchful eye of trainer Jimmy Savage the man who took us all by surprise by entering Anamewithnospaces a mare gelding into the Powers Gold Label at Leopardstown after Christmas which took both punters and bookies by surprise by winning at a canter virtually unbacked ... [fades out]
Continues ad nauseam, everywhere, for the rest of the week.