Finger On The Pulse … Of A Corpse!

While we were waiting for the ferry at Dún Laoghaire last weekend, my wife was reading Hello! magazine's account of the break-up of Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan. I said to her that I reckoned that Grant and Liz Hurley would probably get back together before too long. She shot me this withering look, before informing me that Liz Hurley was actually getting married that weekend.

Oh well, there goes the plan for a showbiz gossip site on the gerryos.net domain.